Dating Site Posting
I’m a fun, creative, and soon to be discovered artiste. I am six feet tall, handsome, extremely intelligent and in excellent physical condition. Looking for unconditional love.
Must know how to cook, clean, wash, iron, and sew. I like my house cleaned daily, my bed made promptly after I get up, and my breakfast ready by the time I come down to the dining room. Applicant must be an excellent cook and like to read bedtime stories.
Aspiring Artiste
Response to Dating Site Posting
Dear Aspiring Artiste, I don’t care if no one responds to your ad. You MUST leave my house immediately.
Your Mother